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Sometimes you gotta give it up to an episode ofThe Real Housewives of Atlantafor being just plain fun.
Not every episode has to be a drama-filled chaos sphere.
Sometimes we can just have a fashion show and a trip to Jamon Experience.
I swore theyve been there for about a week and a half.
Theyre leaving the villa and saying, Bye mildew!
While theyre on the bus, NeNe fills everyone one in on why Porsha is no longer with them.
Marlo says its because Porsha was hurt by what she did to Kandi.
I mean … thats part of it.
NeNe says that for the group to welcome Porsha back into their arms, shes got to fully atone.
Can this woman just ask for forgiveness in a sincere way or move on?
It feels like were about to hemorrhage Housewives, especially with Marlo getting an interview look and all.
Porsha better hurry her apology up before someone snatches that peach.
They all pile into their suites and order a little room service.
Sheree heads to her room to call Tyrone.
This is the wholesome content I signed up for.
Oh sorry, I combined my reality-TV divas.
Shes doing that thing.
Sheree comes in and everyone jumps into action to make the photoshoot a reality.
I also related to Sheree saying she didnt want to do the photoshoot because shes on her period.
I admire her honesty and bravery.
Marlo duct tapes Sherees titties into place and the photoshoot is on.
After the photoshoot, they have another twerk session until four in the morning.
The moral of the story is: NeNe never dated Tyrone, but she seemed like she wanted to.
I want that podcast.
Do you think thats what Porshas podcast is?
Bitch, you aint working now.
This no longer feels like a joke.
The next day, everyone gets up and gets ready for Cynthias Love & Light Spiritual Cleansing Day Trip.
But first, NeNe lays down a baseline of shade for Sheree.
All that said, Sheree knew about the video.
What did Sheree know?
When did she know it?
What exactly is a water bug?
Cynthia decides to drive the ladies to the coast for a little cleansing.
Everything is going to be love, light, and spiritual (not vaginal) rejuvenation.
On the bus ride, she says that everyone has to be positive and share something positive.
So Kandi shares her new song Fake People, a.k.a.
(I Cant Fuck With) Fake People.
To me, it sounds like a song celebrating healthy boundaries, but Cynthia doesnt think its that positive.
They make it to the beach and Cynthia has prepared candles for everyone to light.
I dont know why, but that made me laugh out loud so incredibly loudly.
She starts with, We got off on the wrong foot.
I did not appreciate the shade.
Its whack and tired and sad and childish.
She does apologize for the tension at the start of their relationship and they hug it out.
Cynthia made sure to include a candle for Porsha and NeNe hopes she finds peace.
Cynthia thanks everyone, takes three steps into the water and puts some water on her titties.
