The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Were still peeling back all the layers of the dynamics for this season.
Can we expect a more toned-down Porsha?
Will there be another Baby Burress?
What is Evas goddamn problem?
But there is still one Housewife who refuses to be a mystery.
Shamari calls Ron legendary and a legend so much I think it might be part of their pre-nup.
Lets get into it.
Kandis pregnancy with Ace was difficult and she wants to avoid any more risks.
Two key moments here really let me into the mind of Todd.
First, Todd doesnt want to leave one of their embryos behind.
They dont feel abandoned or lonely.
Then, Todd hears the price tag and jumps up to head to work.
Kandis allowance isnt going to pay for those twins you want, Todd.
You better add some buffalo chicken dip to that OLG menu.
The other family drama is Porshas finally meeting the Queen Mother of the Hot Dog Empire.
Denniss mother doesnt likeanybodyand shes going to be hard to c’mon.
Denniss mom is worried that his relationship with Porsha is moving too fast.
Be worried, Mama Gina.
Mama Gina wants them to start talking about a pre-nup.
How much money does this dude have?
How much wealth can one accumulate as the Hot Dog King of Atlanta?
Then Mama Gina glares at them while eating a side salad.
Then theres all the everything with Shamari and her mother-in-law.
I love you and you simultaneously exhaust me.
All Rons mother said was.
I wanted to verify you were sincere.
and five seconds later, Shamari is revealing that she was in an open relationship with her legendary son.
Also, his mother was sending out Christmas cards that she wasnt addressing to Shamari.
But are all the girls getting together to hear the intricate details of Shamaris legendary marriage?
Is someone setting up a party game designed to start shit?
Does the Original Hot Dog Factory serve deep-fried Oreos?
The answer to all these questions, dear readers, is yes.
All of the ladies and every woman theyve ever met descend on beautiful Lake Bailey for a Bailey-Q.
So what do we learn?
We learn that Porsha has always had an ass that fat because Shamari confirms it.
Eva also says that Shamaris style is dated and she still doesnt trust Shamea.
What is going on with Eva right now?
Cynthia heard that Eva was spreading rumors that Cynthia was paying for Will to be her boyfriend.
Eva, leave that woman ALONE.
Why do you want to get into it with Cynthia so bad?
He was really making hay with that free pass.
The Bailey-Q, for all its gossip and shade, is really fun to watch.
It made me want to host all my girlfriends in a cabin in our best patriotic outfits.
The one thing these women have going for them is general mirth and merriment.
These are just some fun and funny bitches.
