The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Because how else do you explain this damn energy reading?
Or maybe they just need to stop letting NeNe plan events.
But its not time for the Elephant Energy Reading yet.
That were doing an adaptation of the 2001 Vivica A. I mean, damn, Id do it.
(Because no one wants to film with her and shes got to fill her days somehow.)
Sheree is going to meet Kim for lunch.
Give Kim her peach back in 2018.
Give Marlo a peach in 2018.
Give Shamea a peach in 2018.
Give somebody a peach in 2018.
Sheree sits down and squeaks out, Oh, my back.
Kim arrives and they catch up about the San Francisco trip.
They are squeezing all they can out of that trip.
I think she tried to hide her mouth with her napkin, but bitch, you got miced up.
You know they could hear you.
Get that good dick, Sheree!
Were all cheering for you and your prison boo.
Did everyone else notice Kim had a light-up purse that was cycling through pattern after pattern?
After about two hours and three bottles of wine, NeNe has not arrived.
In another charitable but lotto-drum-selected event, Cynthia is holding a school-supply drive at her agency and modeling school.
Hes taking a trip to Brazil and wants to see Cynthia before he left.
Sheree is back at home with her dog when Kairo comes in with a sack of groceries.
While hes grilling for them, he possibly overhears Sheree on the phone with Tyrone.
Sheree has seen the documents.
Shes got all the receipts and not even the government can stop their love.
Give Mbele a peach in 2018.
This woman has a lot going on and I need a closer look at her life.
Thats about as vague as it’s possible for you to get.
I need an investigation into the practices of Mbele.
Mbele is taking everyones phone and we should be on alert.
The other Housewives arrive with Kim and her Dixie cup in tow.
Mbele also hugged Kenya, so I cant see any rhyme or reason for her methods.
NeNe sits them all down and says theyve come to erase the air and all the lights start flashing.
Mbele wants to start the event by reading everyones spirit.
According to Mbele, Sheree needs to stop being indecisive and go after what she wants.
Kandi needs to get out of her own head and she sees and hears things other people dont.
Mbele tells NeNe that shes a sweet little girl deep down and she cares about people.
What a nice thing to say to the person that booked the space!
Then Mbele tells Kenya that she isnt going to be here for long.
That shes going to a have a different destiny.
Maybe Mbele knows that her contract wont be renewed.
Mbele says they all should switch seats.
Kim rejects Mbeles offer to bathe her with bushes from the outside.
Kim refuses and Mbele just walks out, basically saying, You idiots deal with your mess.
So nothing is getting solved today!
Sheree and NeNe go back and forth a few rounds about Sherees boyfriend.
Kenya and Kim go a few rounds about being generally insufferable, but nothing comes of it.
Everyone walks out into the rain with every elephant they came with.
Ive only developed any skill I have as a coping mechanism for not being as beautiful as Cynthia.
NeNe and Kim are left and they take a stab at get down to the bottom of their issues.
NeNe offers that Kim isnt as supportive as she could be and Kim offers that NeNe is on drugs.
They are definitely reading every situation completely differently.
NeNe says that maybe they were never on the same page and theyre not friends.
How are we going to do all this drama with a woman without a peach?
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