The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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We could say a lot of things about Shamari DeVoe.
What are you talking about, Cynthia?But Shamari?
Ugh, its perfection.
I may be an open book but that does not mean Im easily read.
Each section of this is appealing.
Its a perfectly constructed tagline.
So far, Im all-in on Shamari.
We need some sort of emotional buffer, Bravo.
Lets get to it.
The episode starts with Eva and Porsha having a workout session with Porshas trainer.
Eva is trying to lose her baby weight and Porsha put on a few love pounds.
Both things make me irrationally angry.
Could there be two more ridiculous descriptions of a few pounds on a human womans frame?
Eva also gets in a few digs at Cynthia.
I dont think Cynthia knows who you are at this point.
Theres no fight here.
Youre just calling Cynthia old and fat … for no reason.
Do you think youre competing for a job?
Where is the logic here, Eva?
NeNe is taking Gregg to a hospital in Houston to get a CT scan.
This whole segment is heart-wrenching.
NeNe shows the hardest exterior but shelooooooooovesher some Gregg and she doesnt quite know how to handle all this.
NeNe isnt used to being the one whos got it all together in her relationship with Gregg.
This episode takes such an emotional turn when Bravo edits in Gregg singing a motivational song to himself.
How dare you, Bravo.
My tiny, obsidian heart cannot take this.
He just wants someone to listen and take his advice without asking him about alternative medicine.
NeNe and Gregg return home and start receiving presents from friends and investigating natural and holistic remedies.
Their dear friend Toni Braxton sent them a healing tree.
So how does Shamari get pulled into this wholeReal Housewives of Atlantauniverse?
Kandi is her way in.
Its unclear exactly where this project will live, but theyre passionate.
She only refers to her husband as the legend or legendary.
She also brags that she banged him on the first night they met and theyre still together.
Weird flex … but okay.
The rest of the ladies will get a chance to meet Shamari at the ATL Live event later.
Its time for the concert and everyone is pretty excited to meet Shamari.
Cynthia is planning a Bailey-be-que and asks all the ladies what theyre bringing.
Porsha says that her new boyfriend is a chef.
He may be the hot dog king of Atlanta, but he aint no chef.
What follows are two perplexing moments.
Yknow … the one he opened for.
I mean … wow … okay, a lot to process there.
For that to be true, that would require Blaque to be some secret light-skinned code.
Tis a reach, Kandi.
Finally,Real Housewivesends with one of those classic intercut conversations.
Porshas mom is incredibly happy that a beautiful black man loves her daughter.
Meanwhile, Kandis two friends/employees are telling her that Dennis goes through a pattern in relationships and its WATCH-TATTOO-MEAL.
Also, he gets everyones face and name tattooed on himself.
Forget all the dating two people at the same time stuff.
