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But what of those searching for something that will insteadkillthe mood?
In the direst of situations, go right for the jugular withBambi, theCitizen Kaneof unleaded childhood-trauma fuel.
In the moments directly prior, however, its a different story.
Its closest contender would beWetlands, which directs its geysers of fluids in a more distinctly carnal direction.
The most popular selection would probably be Darren Aronofskys narcotic descent into madnessRequiem for a Dream.
The notorious ass to ass scene isnt just a turnoff; your genitals physically recede further into your body.
For more extreme results, two-hander tragediesRevolutionary RoadandBlue Valentineboth more than get the job done.
Youll want to caulk your heart shut once its all over.
How to Be Single
A category of one, Christian Ditters 2016 film is in a class by itself.
But how good at being alone do we really want to be?
The film irresponsibly depicts being single like old movies glorify the refreshing glamour of cigarette smoking.
If youre not having fun being single, the trailer teases, youre not doing it right.
