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Congratulations, Earth, you have enduredanother zany VMAsand lived to talk about it the next morning.
Lets walk you through the highs and lows, but watch your step.
It goes sideways real quick.
HIGH:Shawn Mendes, in a white tank, soaked.See also: the state of my panties.
Because thats how the BX gets down.
On the other hand, she swung real low and missed big time.
There was a point in there somewhere, but well let you know when we find it.
HIGH:A-Rod fully transforming into Instagram husband.Just look at Mr. Lopez.
Whoa:Post Malone and Aerosmithsmash-up.On the one hand, Jam Master Jay didnt die for this.
On the other hand, the VMAs most certainly did.
Absurd mash-ups is their legacy, own it.
Camera, set, action!
Whoa:Ariana Grande and Pete Davidsons lovefest.On the one hand, we got Arianathanking Pete for his existence.
On the other hand, we got Ariana thanking Pete for his existence.
And a million camera cutaways to their every move.
HIGH:Amber Roses lewk.Paging Marvel.
The time has come to recastDaredevilagain.
@DaRealAmberRosearrives to the#VMAscarpet with a red raunchy latex look.
HIGH:Latin artists winning big.Its one thing to pay lip service to diversity with multicultural nominations.
Its another thing entirely to actually deliver on the promise.
Lets just hope this isnt a one-off.
LOW:Cardi B didnt bring Kulture.But she did bring a demonstration ofhow to expertly call someone a bitch.
On the other hand, where the hell are LC and Kristin?
By Waiting for Tonight, he was merely in diapers.
Well give you some time to process this jarring news.
