The Good Place
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Pushing further, Michael discovers that no human lately has been good enough.

Not one single Golden Girl.
Jason-Janet, meanwhile, pretends to be Eleanor by saying, Im Arizona shrimp horny … oh dip!)
(Theres something beautifully poetic about that.)
But even those skeptics would have to admit that a lots happened over these past two episodes.
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Jason confesses that he has a tattoo on his butt that says JASOM.
Its no wonder that no ones been getting into the Good Place lately.
Of course, then theres the busiest department of human behavior: Weird Sex Things.
(Its denied.)
Tahani-Janet: I find this void quite … calming actually.
Its like, this time the Xanax tookme.
Jason-Janet: Lets say white people things!
I found it on Etsy!
There was nowhere to park!
Did you refill the Brita?