The Conners

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And Roseanne would have been proud of most of the familys costumes.

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Meanwhile, Marks just learned that his costume for the school carnival has been banned.

Dan, just as Roseanne would have been, is ticked off.

I was overqualified, she later tells her dad.

Meanwhile, as the Conner household Halloween bash gets underway, Darlene and Mark go to his school carnival.

(It was an art book in Lanford.

Nobodyll even know its missing, Darlene reasons.)

But when they get to the entrance of the carnival, Principal Swindel yet again buzzkills Marks efforts.

He deems the Kahlo costume culturally insensitive, as Mark is not Hispanic and is accused of cultural appropriation.

At first, Dan tries to be polite, and says Peter is nice.

It is a little weird that Peter doesnt have a job at 48 years old, Dan adds.

I knew youd attempt to destroy this, Jackie says.

Hes a damn unicorn!

Thats what he is!

Wonder if this means weve seen the last of ol Peter?

Jackie wants a drink after taking Harris for her drivers license test.

Jackie: Becky, where do you keep the hard stuff?

Becky: In Becky.

She turns the job down.

Dan: $40 an hour?

Do they take men?

Cuz Ill show off the girls for that.

24 hours without laws or rules!

Darlene: ThatsThe Purgemovies, Dad.

Jackie: Chinese kids are building robots, our kids are confused about what cows do … wow!

Yeah, he cant hang for very long with the Conners.