The Big Bang Theory

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What a difference one really great line and some really bad Riverdancing can make.

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First, the line.

The secret, according to Dr. Wolcott?

He uses his own manure to fertilize the nightshade veggie (er, fruit).

Howard: The look on your face!

Leonard: Its a sort of grin … you wanna know what kind?

He wants to go home.

Yeah, theyre tall tales, but Amy is happy.

At least Sheldon is impressed: Im the only man you do that for!

Howard: Youreallyneed a girlfriend.

And that is what separates the U.S.

Postal Service from those hippies at FedEx, an approving Sheldon says.

Though Amy believes that shirtless firemen were fighting over her, she wants to assure Sheldon nothing further happened.

Penny and Bernadette got me out of there before the victor got my spoils, she tells him.