The Big Bang Theory

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Its Amy Farrah Fowlers wedding, and shell look like a pile of swans if she wants to.

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The big day isnt the only thing on Sheldons mind right now, though.

Roughly $499,935,000 short.

Oh, theres also his Kickstarter campaign, in which he offers very Sheldon-y rewards for pledges.

For $50,000, Sheldon will examine your eating habits and whip up a custom bathroom schedule for you.

Thats fitting … 50 grand down the toilet, Leonard quips.

Aw, and all these years, Ive been getting that for free, Leonard says.

Dont be smug, Leonard, Sheldon scolds.

Thats one of the things thats wrong with you.

But wed all go to the grave knowing I was right.

Im sorry, Im trying to do science, not hire Lady Gaga to come to my birthday.

No, Sheldon does not know who Lady Gaga is.

Presumably, the wife of Lord Gaga, he answers when Penny asks that very question.

Amy adds to Pennys suggestion that Sheldon make a more modest money request from the university.

You dont want to scare them away, she says.

You gotta start small, and build up slowly.

Even if it takes eight years.

Sheldon: Thats oddly specific.

Have you ever done that?

Amy, who met Sheldon at the end of season three, eight seasons ago, says no.