The Big Bang Theory
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Sorry, Penny and Leonard.
Youve been hoisted by your own insincere gift-giving petard.
One of those pens where you put the bikini back on the naked lady?
Sheldon thinks it might be candy, and suggests Amy lick it.
None of the sci-fi shows I watch are dumb!
Dont be silly, Amy!
How is this big, glass shaft going to aid our marriage?
Hmmm, naked lady bikini pens, big glass shafts … married Shamy is a friskier Shamy!
But back to that puzzling prezzie.
They have no idea what it is, and the mystery is keeping them up at night.
Sheldon: Im okay with that.
Amy: And theyll know you werent smart enough to figure it out on your own.
Thats a hard No.
The locket is empty, because, they assume, it is meant to be filled with their memories.
Theyre thrilled and touched by their friends sentiments.
Meanwhile, at lunch in the CalTech cafeteria, we learn the truth behind the crystal.
Its been regifted, several times.
They didnt, and passed it along to Penny and Leonard for their wedding.
Nicely played,TBBTwriters.
Thats some Larry David-level petard hoisting right there.
Is it possible that Stuart could connect with a permanent love match before ever-lonely Raj does?
Specifically, photos of himself and Cinnamon wearing matching sweaters.
Yeah, doesnt seem like too big of a request now, right?
And it works, because Raj tells his friends his dad already lined up a date for him.
Amy: But the good kind.
Not like my parents.
Perhaps you heard him.
Raj: Did you just Google the initials N.Y.?
Sheldon: I had Wi-Fi and a long plane flight.
Draw your own conclusions.
She pats him on the head right back.
What does it all mean, Stuart wonders.
It is the most important thing in the world.
