The Big Bang Theory
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On Sheldon and Amys I do to-do list: choosing their best man and maid of honor.
Sheldon says theyll let the empirical metrics make the decisions for them.
Their friends, meanwhile, dont know theyre being tested.
So, we can hurt our friends feelings without taking any of the responsibility?
Their friends dont even comment on Sheldon literally noting the call when he whips out a notebook and pencil.
You dont need to worry about anyone else but yourself, Leonard tells his former roommate.
Youve kinda been training for this your whole life.
Penny tells Leonard before stomping across the hall to Shamys apartment.
Because you are my best friend!
THEOR-EMS:
Sheldons best-man dilemma goes beyond his circle of friends.
Who do we think would be the perfect Georgie?
Ill do you one better, Sheldon says.
Ill avoid talking to our friends entirely and play on my phone.
Sheldons next suggestion: How bout this?
I dominate the conversation so hard, no one has a chance to get a word in edgewise?
Apparently thatsa real thingfor those with filtering needs in that arena.
From anyone else, that would sound like lame revenge, but Sheldon makes it sound just sinister enough.
For the two days he has them, Stuart is excited about his best man duties.
First, because it means hell receive a gift, which he hopes will be Claritin.
