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More than anything else, their father-daughter duet sounded great.
That all changes with100% Fresh, Sandlers brand-new hour for Netflix.
Sandler flexes his musical chops with genre experimentation, performing puerile pop songs to poignant power ballads.
But there is, and always has been, a method to his man-child madness.
100% Freshmaps a tonal pathway that nearly mirrors Sandlers career trajectory as comedian.
Look, theres no need to overintellectualize Sandlers humor.
He wouldnt want you to, either.
But theres something blissful to be found in his idiot-savant indifference.
Then he goes, Roll up your pants!
And then he puts some grapes down and he goes, Start stomping on the grapes!
And youre like, What the fuck are we doing?
And hes like, We are MAKING THE WINE!
Thats the whole joke.
No discernible joke construction, just a stream-of-conscious thought that seems to strike him right there in the moment.
Baby Talk
You ever been wondering down the street and say hi to a baby?
And the baby goes, Yeow-yah-bah.
And you go, Yeah, thats great.
And then the mother goes, He can say hi back.
And youre like, Oh yeah?
And then the kid goes, Ooy-yah.
And youre like, There it is!
And the mothers like, No, he can say it.
And then the kid goes, Oy-yoy-yah.
So you go, Yay!
Then the mom is like, No, he really can say it.
Then the kid goes, Uh-yoy, wah-yoy.
And then youre like, There it is.
That was it, right?
And the mom goes, No!
You said it earlier!
And then the kids like, Ooyah-babah-oyah!
So youre like, Hey that was a full sentence!
That was better than hi.
Then the moms like, Im so mad at you baby!
And then she hands you the baby and shes like, I gotta walk this off.
This is very discouraging for me.
So youre holding the baby and youre like, Say it.
Go ahead and say it.
Cmon, you really upset your mother.
Get it out you’re free to do it.
And the babys like, Heh-heh-HELP ME!
She wont get me vaccinated.
Its a Mobius strip of poetic nonsense.
The Spooky Dick Pic
I took my first dick pic, everybody!
Thats such a weird thing to do.
And theres no reason for me to do it.
But all my friends do em so Im like, What the fuck?
Let me do it so I can at least be a part of the conversation.
I live in a haunted house?
I wanna show everybody!
What are the chances of catching that!
to the ghost and hes like, I live here too.
I like to have fun.
