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Every year since 1993,The Literary Reviewtakes on the strenuous task of publishingthe worst sex writingof the year.
Amidst a barrage of end-of-year lists, theirs is singularly tragic and horny.
For this, we thank them for their service.
Katerinaby James Frey
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Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky.
Killing Commendatoreby Haruki Murakami
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Kismetby Luke Tredget
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Connectby Julian Gough
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Katerinaby James Frey
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Her sex, though, had contracted around mine, and would not let go.
Killing Commendatoreby Haruki Murakami
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Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey.
Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclappby Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan
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Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclappby Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan
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Katerinaby James Frey
The winner will be announced on December 3.
Until then, justice forthe Horny Beto tweet!
