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Nothing but pain and suffering lie ahead.
(Think, like, O.J.sIf I Did It.)
Here are the most egregious things he has to say.
Hehas sex with younger women, but hes not a pedophile.
Whats the definition of a sex slave?
Theyre brainwashed, really?
(really)
Kidnapped, really?
(really)
Cant eat, really?
He thinks Spotify was in the wrong.