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You truly never know what youre getting yourself into at the start of an episode.
OUR BOUNCY HOUSE JUST TOOK OFF.
SOMEONE FLUSHED A BABY DOWN THE TOILET.
The 911 call that started it all.
Good news, though: a little lube and the kid slides right out.
MY BOY GOT STUCK IN THE BRUSH.
Okay, back to work!
SOME GUY JUST GOT THROWN OFF THE ROLLER COASTER!
This ones more disturbing than I expected.
(Its basically foreshadowed, so were not completely shocked, but still!
This is worst-fear stuff right here.)
Even worse, the guys friend is left dangling, holding on for his life.
THE WHOLE THING JUST COLLAPSED.
This is why we have zoning laws, people!
ID KNOCK, BUT I DONT WANT TO GET INVOLVED.
Probably-for-the-best anonymous 911 caller.
We find out the neighbor in question was (spoiler!)
chopping up her Valentines Day date … and supergluing him back together?
Her plan was to replace his bad heart with Angela Bassetts good heart.
IM IN A CESSNA FLYING OVER LOS ANGELES.
While youre still midair!
HE JUST, HE FELL!
A creepy window washers rig takes a traumatizing fall.
THEYRE OUTSIDE, THEYRE TRYING TO BREAK IN.
So, points for creativity.
ITS CHOKING ME.
What could go wrong?
I CANT MOVE.
I THINK I BROKE MY BACK.
IM BEING ATTACKED BY DEVIL DOGS.
A guy trapped on a kitchen countertop is surrounded by barking Dobermans.
The cops arrive with cheeseburgers from Rallys.
you’re free to guess what happens next.
(They throw the cheeseburgers across thee room so the dogs will leave the guy alone.
THIS DUDE IS GONNA JUMP FROM, LIKE, I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW HIGH.
Dont worry, they pull him away before hes able to jump.
THERE ARE PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK.
All in a days work.
IM ON A PLANE, AND SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE ENGINE.
Uh, this one doesnt turn out well.
