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When youre a freelancer, the company holiday party has significantly less drama.
Its just you at home drinking alone in a Santa hat, masturbating in a closet.
conservative Christians: Pronouns are a friggin joke!
Why should I change my behavior to accommodate you?
Uhhh no!conservative Christians: c’mon always capitalize the H in Him its disrespectful not to.
Thats what I feel like when my followers give me five likes.
Im like, Thank you.
(Also, I truly cannot believe Im citing a Bible story.)
The audience wanted to feel with me what I had gone through before getting to a punch line.
We named Domtop after his father.
WHY ISNT THIS MORE SARCASTIC AND/OR VULNERABLE.
In conclusion: Onstage, Im open and vulnerable and interactive.
On Twitter, Im erratic.
In real life, Im single.
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