Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers Rain on President Trump’s Military Parade

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Whats the point of having a lot of tanks if they doesnt ever roll down Pennsylvania Avenue?

However, late-night hosts are not really fans of this idea.

Thats right Trump wants a military parade, Seth Meyers said during his A Closer LookLate Nightsegment.

So, youre just going full dictator now.

Just dick wasnt enough?

Meyers wasnt done with his zingers.

Man, you had a chance to be in the military,and you dodged it, Meyers added.

If you want to have a parade for something you yourself avoided, why not throw an IRS parade?

Or a parade of personal trainers?

All right, check your cards, who has Dictator Bingo?

He wants to do all the fun stuff.