Southern Charm
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She goes so far as to say that Kathryn is nothing but a baby momma and an egg donor.
This season is going to be absolutely insane.
Yes, Landon and her strangling dolphin voice are nowhere to be seen or heard.
In fact, everyone has broken up with absolutely everyone.
The only one who didnt break up is Cameran.
Also, Kathryn should break up with whoever keeps giving her those red streaks in her hair.
Wait, doesnt Chelsea do her hair now?
Shouldnt she start preventing this from happening?
Lets start with Craig and Naomie, whose breakup was as foreseen and inevitable as the Bitcoin bubble bursting.
Im just shocked that theyre both still on the show after this came to its inevitable conclusion.
Austen and Chelsea is a little bit more complicated.
He says it ended because she wanted to pump the breaks and he reacted by dating her friend Victoria.
He has since broken up with Victoria and still thinks that the door is ajar with Chelsea.
We never hear Elizabeths side of the story, though I bet its a bit more nuanced than his.
They have been dating ever since and she even moved to South Carolina to be on a reality-television program.
Yes, that is exactly what I meant to say.
Not only is it inappropriate, its not even chic.
Yes, nothing about this is about Ashley.
Shep decides to attempt to be a bit more grown up for his 38th (ZOINKS!
face) birthday, so hes just going to have a nice barbecue at home.
What Craig doesnt know is that he is walking into a trap.
As true to form as his ever-gelled hair, Craig does all of that.
Because that would have been wise.
I mean, Craig is just Googling how to cook things in a smoker while hes there.
Couldnt he have done what most people do, which is watch three YouTube videos the night before?
Thats why the final editing of the episode is absolute genius.
Its setting up a girls-versus-boys vibe for this whole season and its doing it perfectly.
