Southern Charm
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Ashley is what I like to call the living worst.
She is just a ball of bad behavior whipped up into a plume of acid cotton candy.
What I mean to say is that she makes the show and I want her to go away forever.
Kathryn goes outside to smoke and Ashley goes out to join her.
That is the last time during this entire episode that Ashley will behave appropriately.
And then its off to the races.
Ashley battles that with the most bald-faced threat she has given us yet.
You should be careful because I know a lot of information, she says.
Kathryn recognizes its a threat and Ashley gives her a face that says dont try me.
Its in that moment that I realize that Ashley is just a petty grifter.
That is why I choose to believe that Ashley is actually an escort.
Ashley has never really behaved in any way that would lead anyone to believe that it isnt true.
But once I decided all of this, I really need to know Ashleys backstory.
Can we get in a time machine and make reality TV from the past?
I sure hope so.
Then Ashley says, I have the life you want so stop feeling threatened.
I was stoned every single class of Psychology 101, but even I know this to be true.
Thomas never has anyones back, he just stands there flustered letting them fight.
They walk away and it should have ended there.
But Kathryn shouldnt have done it.
Has detente been reached?
How did that happen?
I was also happy to hear that Kathryn got her kids back with joint custody.
Shes come so far in two seasons.
She even made up with Patricia and had a nice, cordial conversation with her.
Even Patricia had to begrudgingly admit that Kathryn has turned herself around and behaved admirably.
Also I love her and Shep together.
What better thing does each of them have going on?
Craigs house is disgusting and I cant believe that he even invited Cameran over there.
Cameran has some harsh advice for Craig, that he needs to get his life together.
Ive always been a Craig apologist, but he really does need to get his life together.
If he wants to do something else, do something else.
Who does that leave us with?
Oh, just Kathryn.
Oh, Im not going anywhere, Ashley taunted and that is just what Kathryn is afraid of most.
