Southern Charm
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Someone needs to check in on Naomie.
Actually, Naomie is from France, so maybe we should bring her a cassoulet instead.
Thats French for casserole, right?
Just look at her spectacular crash and burn at Camerans baby shower at Patricias house.
(Ironically, WMD was also Kathryns nickname in rehab.)
Thoughts of reconciliation bloom.
Until she asks Craig how hes doing and he says hes good and getting a lot done.
Oh no no no no no Naomie.
What does she want the answer to be?
Im doing it to prove you wrong.
Now that youre not harping on me all of the time, I can focus on other things.
Its really you that were holding me back, Naomie.
Every answer is dangerous, as is the very question.
Then Naomie launches into how Craig is a loser whose life will amount to nothing.
You sit at home and sew and pretend to do things, she tells him.
Whats wrong with my sewing?
When it comes to Craig, the failure isnt even below the surface.
Its not even the surface.
When Naomie keeps making a passive aggressive stink, Elizabeth says, Stop, dont do that.
Yes, it looks like Bethy-Boo doesnt want Naomie fighting her battles for her.
I think that is Naomies real problem here.
His photos were always colorful and chic, but everyone interprets that as garish and cartoony.
RuPaul would not be caught dead wearing that, honey.
She has much better taste and far more glamour that than, honey.
It is grotesque and awful, but that is exactly my taste.
Why does she need to bond with the baby now?
Wont she bond with the baby, you know, in like two weeks when it comes out?
Also, was it just me or did this seem like a setup in a horror movie?
Okay, maybe it was just me.
He should just turn himself into a boat shoe and be done with it.
Craig thinks that his life might be easier if he was gay.
As for joining full-time, well, membership is currently full.
just apply again in the fall.
Basically, what shes saying is that she might use a pregnancy to rope Thomas into marriage.
When Kathryn visits Craig, she tells him that Ashley is using Thomas and she doesnt trust her.
But do not get it twisted: Thomas is using her too.
Well, for that and sex.
Also probably some free child care.
Oh, and to impress his friends with his hot piece.
Thats right, Thomas.
Get ready for a baby shower of your own.
