Southern Charm
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She is not doing herself any favors by blowing up at Peyton like that.
How are you going to just flat-out attack her at a Halloween party that shes hosting?
Ever since that mention, Naomie has been ready for a fight.
Why are you here?
Naomie starts with, the animosity as palpable as the Jell-O shot residue in Sheps refrigerator.
Because Charleston is a hub for dog boutiques?
Naomie, coming in hotter thanall the actors inBlack Panthercombined, continues.
Just be honest with me.
Im really a girls girl …
I know when a thirsty girl comes around.
The thing is, she never even gave Peyton a chance.
Of course Peyton is social climbing.
Shes a young woman new to town and wants to meet some people.
Let her go ahead and do that.
Its a big town.
Its big enough for everyone.
She and Craig really just need to let it go.
It was just like Laura the life coach with her sad softball-league-player-of-the-year haircut and her vague compliments towards Craig.
The whole idea for the Halloween party is a mess, though.
Shes dressed herself up as a blue unicorn with a horn and a tail and a sexy outfit.
But if Craig is so into sewing, why didnt he make the damn thing?
Shep, Thomas, and Craig all dressed up like pirates because God forbid they coordinate.
There is one thing about the party Kathryn is right about, though, and thats Peytons makeup.
Maybe just keep it kinda neutral, especially if the point is meeting friends slash social climbing.
Who is this mature person and what did she do with the rage beast we once knew?
Kathryn better dial it up a few notches or Naomie is going to put her out of a job.
He is so bad at it.
She calls it Pepe Le Pew French.
I would call it Flintstones French, but its the same thing.
I get the milk for free.
