Southern Charm
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I cant believe Im about to say this, but I sort of agree with Ashley.
I know, that felt like battery acid was being poured into my rectum, but its true.
That is a very valid point.
All good relationships are about balance and compromise.
Theyre about realizing that you cant get everything and you cant control the person that youre with.
That, however, is something that happens in healthy relationship, not reality-television relationships.
He only wants to control he women hes with and refuses to change for anyone.
If that is not what Ashley wants then she should just get the hell out of there now.
Yeah, thats going to go over well.
Ashley is a gold digger though.
That is the thing about Ashleys grift is that it never stops.
She tries this trick on Craig too.Craig!
This is a man whose living room wall has no actual wall in it.
No matter how deep you dig you will never find gold.
I just realized that Ashley is actuallyJoanne the Scammerbut real and horrible at her job.
Yeah, I dont understand Thomas and Ashley at all.
They both seem miserable, why not just break up?
These two are giving me like breakup blue balls.
Of course this all happens because everyones at Thomass plantation for another one of his stupid polo matches.
The crazy thing about the polo match is that it was breeding couples like no ones business.
Its like a 90s rom-com but with a lot more cocaine and boat shoes.
I feel the same way about Chelsea and Austen.
Why cant they get back together?
Theyre so good and they love each other so much.
What is wrong with them that they cant make this work?
They were so cute on their little date night to the oyster bar.
(What is up with all of these people and shellfish this episode?)
God, why dont these two just figure it out already and get married?
They dont have any problem that six months and a whole lot of therapy cant fix.
Oh yes I would.
We cant see Craig meet a girl and make out with her.
And the story sounds fascinating.
Now its spreading to their animals too.
Dannis dog also has a collar on it because it had some sort of trauma of its own.
Someone kindly look into what is happening in the state of South Carolina and check in on these people.
