Southern Charm
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This weeks episode was really a quest to see who could be the most pathetic.
She thought that inside would be an engagement ring and that it would make her life totally better.
As Ashley continues on this show, she just displays more and more bile.
Shes like a dragons stomach that has been dislodged from its body.
Her dinner with Thomas was just awful.
He tells her that she needs to find some interests outside of him because shes too clingy and needy.
He should set her up with some people.
Also, isnt there a nursing shortage?
They should make it easy for qualified nurses to transfer their registrations, right?
Patricias advice is valuable though.
She tells Ashley that men dont change.
Pat also tells her not to bother with Kathryn or the children and to focus on being the girlfriend.
And if you give Thomas the power its like putting a 10-year-old behind the wheel of a golf cart.
Craig is like the William Hung of pillow pitches.
Patricia gave him two weeks to come up with a design.
Like always, he was set up to fail.
Hes not a graphic designer or an artist; hes just a dude who can sew.
It just didnt make any sense.
That is a true story.
But what they all leave out is that it has beendisproven and widely considered a hoax.
Man, is there anything more Craig than that?
Also pathetic: Whitney and Shep at lunch with the newly nursing Cameran.
He does and then spits it out everywhere because it is disgusting.
Then Whitney asks her if shes going to get vaginal rejuvenation.
They both almost choke on their pulled-pork sandwiches when she says this.
I particularly love Camerans brand of feminism.
Everyone got a little suspicious when she was supposed to go boxing with Naomie and didnt show up.
She wouldnt answer the door even though her car was in the parking lot.
Weve seen Kathryns phone screen.
That is not a bad assumption.
She acknowledges that she was on antidepressants and was feeling so good that she decided she didnt need them.
When she stopped taking them, it really messed with her head.
Oh, sister, have I been there.
So many Americans have been there and when that happens these incidents occur.
Her predicament was not at all pathetic.
