Southern Charm
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She came out cute, reports Cameran.
If only they could have locked the doors from the outside.
But shes (uncharacteristically) overcome with emotion as soon as she looks down the driveway.
This experience, Chelsea theorizes, is why shes always been so fiercely independent in her romantic relationships.
In related news, I continue to love Chelsea.
(At 38, the flower that is Shep Rose is wilting fast.)
(I hate that I ship it, but what can I say?
I ship it.)
Why the lack of faces?
I judge everything on personality.
Youre kind of bullshitting yourself, Laura observes.
Craig seemingly interprets this as a compliment, and expounds on his talent for manipulation.
Whoever set up a OnePass on Craigs TiVo forThe Mentalisthas some explaining to do.
His response, she reports, was a surprisingly reasonable okay hand-sign emoji.
She maintains that Kathryn is, sure, the human embodiment of darkness and evil.
Uh, its a no.
I want to be anywhere youre at, Ashley says, demanding his hand.
He rebuffs her at first, but then relents.
Thomas, blink twice if you need help.
(Im by no means offering any; Im just curious.)
Saints birthday party, hosted by Kathryn at an adorable controlled-chaos play center, is a success.
But the psycho shall have her reckoning.
Was I thought of?
Ashley goes on the offensive, as is her default emotional state.
You guys arent a family.
You were never a family.
These children werent planned on, she says.
They are both bluffing, of course.
There have never been two people who deserve each other more than Thomas and Ashley do.
