Southern Charm
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I am officially starting a change.org petition to change the name ofSouthern CharmtoAwkward Lunch.
The title will actually beBop Ba Doo-kward Lunch.
Thats all these people do on this show.
Dont these people ever have dinner?
Dont they sometimes hang out in the evenings?
But were not here to talk about nights out.
Were here to talk about awkward lunches.
Then Danni just has to sit there and listen to them talk about how pregnant they are.
At least she has that glass of wine to get through it.
They dont really talk about much.
Even now, hes still pretty fine.
Why is no one introducing him to Patricia?
I think she could use some loosening in her britches.
Now we need to talk about therealawkward lunches.
Like you really, really, really want it to happen.
Ive never co-parented a child, but this doesnt seem like real-life behavior.
This seems like reality-TV behavior.
Why sit down and have a meal with this person?
Um, thats a big no.
Oh man, that has got to sting.
That is a sting like a paper cut on the taint.
I used to get in a lot of fights, she tells us.
All of those fights got me absolutely nowhere.
Wow, is Kathryn actually learning and growing?
Im not used to that flavor on my reality TV.
The answer is no.
How many times can we watch these two have the same fight?
Craig wants Naomie to love and support him and doesnt see how what hes doing is wrong.
Naomie thinks that Craig needs to get his life together and have a more traditional career path.
Craig has no idea why they broke up in the first place and wants to get back together.
Naomie is, well, shes exasperated by that.
The thing is, this time around Im actually on Craigs side.
Like he told Naomie, its not like he does nothing.
Hes trying to better himself and conquer the things in his life he sees as problems.
Thats sort of like asking a three-legged dog to be your personal trainer.
If Craig wants to stay up late and wake up late, then he should do that.
If Naomie can accept that, then maybe they should get back together.
If she cant, then they should stay broken up.
Or maybe he should just stop going to all of these stupid lunches altogether.
That seems like the biggest mistake of all.
