Southern Charm
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Ashley is a snake.

Once every neuron in my brain stopped screaming Bazinga!
That hint of a smile is key, because it is hedging on Thomass reaction.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
The need is obvious.
She doesnt need his support; she needs to exert her dominance.
It is very wonderful, mature, and constructive.
The only thing Kathryn is better at than passive aggression is actual active aggression.
The sad thing is, Ashley knows as much.
She knows that what Thomas finds sexy about her is her proximity in looks and attitude to Kathryn.
The real enemy is Shep Roses wardrobe of flip-flops, graphic tees, and and cargo shorts.
No, Im just kidding.
The real enemy is J.D.
and the whole good old boys online grid that we keep hearing so much about.
This is just the boys egging each other on, protecting each other, and putting the women second.
No wonder theyre so pissed.
She defends her friend Elizabeth, saying that J.D.
wont take accountability for what he did for them to have to work through things.
Of course Whitney and Austen just sit there tacitly and let J.D.
Then, when Austen says hes heard the same rumors about J.D.
See, that is the good old boy data pipe in action.
Hes protecting one of his own because womens stories need to be proven before theyre believed.
Maybe he should just take those stories at face value.
Heck, we havent even seen Elizabeth yet this season.