Southern Charm
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Lets look at all of the awful things she did this episode, shall we?
Because the only thing better than trauma is reliving that trauma with some jokes thrown in.
As Kathryn explains to us, she wasnt allowed to go visit because Thomas barred her from going.
Meanwhile, all of the men sit by and do nothing.
Whitney interjects to attempt to get Thomas to shut Ashley up, but doesnt directly defend Kathryn against her.
like apaunchier Foghorn Leghorn.
Hes afraid of hurting Ashleys feelings because, I dont know, shell stop sleeping with him or something?
Hes the absolute worst kind of coward.
Its a very sweet moment and I was very proud of Kathryn.
She absolutely refuses and tells Shep, who isKathryns friend,that she doesnt like Kathryn.
When Shep gets up to walk away, she says, both condescendingly and sarcastically, Nice talk.
Shep then goes to the women and tells them all how much he hates her.
Shep Rose does not hate anyone.
Shep Rose is like the essence of a Margaritaville restaurant distilled into an aging slacker.
And even Shep hates Ashley.
Thats like Oprah hating a breadbasket.
Once everyone takes that boat ride from hell back to the house, Ashley still keeps at it.
Ashley instead decides to act as if nothing has happened.
Ashley and Thomas stay behind at the house while everyone else goes fishing or catches crabs.
She paints his toenails and lobs pleas for him to propose to her like theyre canisters of napalm.
Whitney also stays back and watches his iPad in his room.
Why is Whitney even on this show?
Yes, I know hes one of the producers, but cant he fire himself from his own show?
He surely doesnt want to be there, because he never acts like he does.
Then, when they go off on an activity, hes upstairs working on his normal life or something.
He looks miserable, like a football team forced to watch the high school production ofPippen.
Just retire already, dude.
We dont need you at all.
Know who I do need?
But these guys are a close second.
I would like that.
If not, can Chelsea like make out with the hot guy who drives the crab boat?
Dude, they lookedmiserablein that picture, as Austen points out.
Because there is one thing for certain: Ashley needs friends like Kathryn needs darker eyebrows.
