Southern Charm
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There were two incredibly excruciating things that happened during this episode ofSouthern Charm.
That was excruciating too.
He doesnt even make clothes or follow patterns.
He just stitches squares.
She answers both questions with, I dont know how to describe it.
That is the worst possible answer.
That is worse than just blurting out, War crimes!
and then just sitting there while you wait for the phrase to land and the confusion to dissipate.
We do ask some very difficult questions, Marshall says to her.
I mean, the questions he asked were as easy as asking her name and Social Security number.
This is not even rocket science.
This is not even a job at Rocket Dog shoes.
This is just standing around and smiling pretty in a department store.
The second awful thing was Thomas Ravenel, a suicide note your heart makes.
Every single little thing he does is likeipecacfor the eyes.
That was almost as gross as when his thirsty bride Ashley was sitting in the sink doing her makeup.
He tells her that the French call it a pochette, which is wrong.
That is French for wallet.
A pocket square is a poche.
He tells Kathryn that in France a man would get tired of his wife and take a lover.
After he was with his lover, he would use this handkerchief to clean up.
The bigger his poche, Thomas tells her, the bigger a Casanova he is.
Either way, Thomas is grosser than bubble tea made with water from the Gowanus Canal.
Kathryn just sort of smiles and doesnt laugh and Thomas gives us the guffaw of the privileged.
Its like being at an oyster bar and telling everyone that there are too many aphrodisiacs on the table.
What else happened this episode?
Shep makes another play for Chelsea, but it seems like that train has already left the station.
So has the Austen and Chelsea train.
As much as hed like to rekindle what they have going on.
As much as he goes to some brew house to get them to make a passion-fruit-and-grapefruit beer.
We also saw Naomie apologize to Peyton (who apparently was on thatRelationShepshow none of us watched).
Naomie also realized that shes not over Craig yet.
Oh, lets just wait until she gets a load of his new pillow business!
