Southern Charm
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To me that not only sounds like the ideal evening, but it also sounds like the ideal bukkake.
What can I say?
I love a man who is older, fit, and morally reprehensible.
But the morally reprehensible part is what is starting to get to me.
I dont mind Craig and his chronic case of yahoo-ism.
I certainly dont mind Austen, a humanoid flip-flop with a decent haircut.
The worst is when Thomas is talking about a date with Ashley, thelady gremlinin a skin suit.
Ashley said that she wanted to leave and Thomas didnt and now hes accusing her of controlling him.
I got all the power, I got all of the money, and who are you?
he hypothetically asks her.
Pats just as bad when she takes Ashley shopping at Gwynnes.
Of course, that would never dawn on Patricia.
Granted Ashley looked absolutely ravishing in every single one of them, but that is beyond the point.
Kathryn does a decent if safe job and presents her looks to Madison.
But what, other than mugging for the cameras, is Kathryns exact job here?
But, like Shep said, Kathryn is so vulnerable that we really just want her to succeed.
I wish it for her so hard.
I wish it harder than Thomas after two Viagras and a ZZ Top song.
Shes pretty but she seems really quite simple.
However, once they start talking she has a little bit of flair.
She gives him a second chance but says she doesnt want to hear his apology ever again.
Thats my kinda girl.
It seemed like not much else happened this weekend.
Shep talked to his dad on the phone.
It was pretty unremarkable except we saw some pictures of Kyle and he is a hottie with a body.
Why cant he be on the show?
Finally, Thomas and Kathryn went out to dinner.
