Southern Charm
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I have a weird problem with Ashley.
I hate her so much, its even more than just flames on the side of my face.
What kind of idiot is he?
Oh, thats not going to send the wrong message at all.
With all of this Ashley talk we got so little of her this episode.
Theres always next week.
There is always hope.
What is this show without Ashley?
Its just Cameran talking about her boobs shooting out milk now that shes a mother.
Its just Craig pretending like the crazy cast thing that hes wearing is actually a puppet.
One looks like an inspirational magnet a colorblind kid would buy for his mother at the school craft fair.
Craig has no idea how to design anything.
His idea of home decor is putting an oar where a banister used to be.
How do we expect him to do something other than including computer graphics on fake pillows?
He did zero percent of the work to make this pillow.
He wouldnt even be able to muster up the energy to lie on it.
it’s possible for you to see the reality-TV strings that are keeping this idea afloat.
What I do love is how honest Kathryn is about their sexual history.
Its nice to know that all the practice Shep put in in that particular department has paid off.
While Shep might do well between the sheets, someone really needs to get him to wear better underwear.
We also see Austen in a pair of saggy red boxer briefs when hes getting ready.
Cant someone just take these guys to a TJ Maxx and upgrade their undies a bit?
Shep is almost 40.
Doesnt the cast ofQueer Eyerecord somewhere near Charleston?
Can they c’mon rescue us?
Its like taking credit for fixing your car when you brought it to Midas to have the muffler replaced.
Im glad hes doing something with his life, but big whoop.
When Craig and Austen go to taste the beer he says it has a fruit forward nose.
Oh shut the hell up.
I cant stand when people talk about beer the way they would talk about wine.
Shes such an easy target.
And no matter what Victoria does, she will never be as evil as Ashley.
Ugh, I hate her so much.
I hope we get to see more of her next week.
