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A kid wouldnt feel comfortable being around Roseanne, forget the exponentially touchier watchers of sitcoms.

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Of course they fired her.

In most instances, the sequence of events wouldnt be all that shocking.

Same goes for Brett Kavanaugh, except not at all.

If you defend poop, we learn, you get stained.

Unbothered by the fact that its mid-October (Restoration Hardware put their decorations up two weeks ago!

), Mr. Hankey has come to town to get the wheels a-turning on his annual Christmas pageant.

had been revealed to be a serial sexual harasser.

Cracking jokes means never having to say youre sorry.

Wait, is it possible these guys might sympathize with Roseanne?

Lets see how that goes for you in 2018.

Which is probably the point.