SNLProbes the Dark Underbelly of Elf on the Shelf

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Christmas is an innocent time, full of wonder and wholesome family cheer.

But as kids grow, their desires turn from toys to other things.

Santa meets up with the elves on the shelves, who report on their kids.

Every child has been very nice, and not at all naughty.

All except Jason Momoas kid, who has just discovered crankin it.

Honestly, this is the least creepy Elf on a Shelf has seemed.

Suddenly were all supposed to be cool with indoctrinating our children into the surveillance state?

Doesnt seem very merry.