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And what a glorious parallel universe we couldve been living in if Hillary Clinton visited Wisconsin at least once!

Mike Pence got to follow his dreams of becoming a DJ.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the HBIC cleaning up the romaine lettuce scandal.

Brett Kavanaugh has more time to drink brewskis with his homies.

And Eric Trump is … attending adult education classes?

Everyone is happy, healthy, and not trying to be messy bitches who live for the drama.

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