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Jessica Chastain really commits to the bit!
I dont know why Im surprised.
Her whole career is based on accent work and representing extreme points of view.
But I never thought Chastain could beintentionallysilly.
Does this make me a looks-ist and part of the problem?
Cold Open
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is back to tell us everything is fine and hey look over there!
Todays distraction: our healthy and virile prez.
And if given the chance, I would.
Monologue
Im glad weve had more songologues this year.
Kate McKinnon truly gother Diane Keaton on, which was delightful.
Car Hunk
IlovetheseBachelorsketchesso much.
Like theReal Housewivesseries andMad Men, The Bacheloris something Ive only consumed through podcasts and online criticism.
I tried to watch one episode and got too many Manson vibes and had to bounce.
And Chastains tiny cartoon mouse voice was very good.
However, there was a Tide pod joke in the Cold Open, and another in this.
You only get one, guys.
Fresh Prince
That took some twists and turns, huh?
Jessica Chastain raps without making it a big deal, and Uncle Phil kicks some serious ass.
Hey, I have a question: What was Method Man doing there?
Some more questions: Why did nobody woo in recognition of Method Man?
Was that Sam Jay playing Carlton?
And can bothSNLandDrunk Historystop using fake CGI blood spurts?
Google Talk
A discussion on bullying gets derailed by a man who looksjust like BartSimpson.
The blocking of Bart during the intro to the sketch was so well done.
What Even Matters Anymore?
Chastains performance is extremely gif-able, as her sanity slowly erodes with the rest of America.
Weekend Update
Update covered the shutdown, Stormy Daniels, and Trumps physical.
The best they can say is Im a female director.
Finally, Kate McKinnon comes through, playingMax Headroomplaying Robert Mueller.
New Amazon HQ
Everyone gets an accent in this formless mess!
Sketches like this, the endless parade of weirdos, do nothing for me.
Good goofs get lost in the and now Pitbull is here of it all.
It was like there were two hats, an accent hat and a #spon hat.
Everyone picked a place to be from and a brand name to mention.
So the Atlanta folks hold up a bag of Chick-fil-A and it gets a huge scream of approval.
One wants chicken, the other beef.
I was like, being funny, she explains.
Its just these two.
A woman mentions wanting to fuck him, Chad is down.
The woman expresses doubts, Chad stops and is fine with that too.
This is probably why so many accomplished and beautiful people havefallen for him.
Movie Set
Kenan Thompson wears a slightly different wig than his last effete weirdo in this 10-to-1.
