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A bocce ball court provides the location, though the 20-something CEOs seem weirded out about the elderly players.

They look so old and yet so happy, says the owner of the music site.

I dont understand it, either, says Richard before revealing that PP: TNG is now live.

He presents each attendee with a phone for testing and christens his app PiperNet.

Richard should follow my lead and immediately retire the name he gives his first eight customers.

DeeDee runs an LGBT-exclusive dating app called First Sight.

Richard quickly denies any discomfort.

I may as well be straight, says DeeDee.

I have been with the same man for seven years and I go to church every Sunday.

He then hugs Richard, who clearly has a problem with that.

Nevertheless, its a good day for Richard.

Its made even better by Jared and Gilfoyle, who reveal they have found the mole.

I cant keep this smile forever, says Gilfoyle as Jared rambles through a long-winded explanation.

Turns out that Jareds police work and Gilfoyles mastery of decryption discovered that Jeff Washburn is the Hooli Mole.

How did he get all this information?

By exploiting our most glaring weakness, says Gilfoyle.

While Dinesh whines about betrayal, Gilfoyle brutally murders Jeffs laptops with a drill.

An angry Richard reminds Jeff that violating Pied Pipers NDA results in immediate termination and one helluva lawsuit.

Dinesh later blackmails Jeff into spending time with him as part of this agreement.

You know what happens when I get drunk, Jeff?

I get real sincere, warns Dinesh.

Over at Hooli, Gavin is practicing his latest tech evangelist performance.

Hell introduce Box 3: The Domination, a.k.a.

The Gavin Belson Signature Box, next Tuesday.

And yes, the penis-inspired signature is still emblazoned across it.

Gavin goes off to Jackson Hole unaware that his spotlight will be usurped by Richards Octopipers announcement on Monday.

Its always dangerous to look in the background while watching this show.

After the meeting, an upset DeeDee runs off, leaving Richard confused.

Even Gilfoyle, who hates anything to do with the Nazarene, agrees that Richard was wrong.

Making matters worse, DeeDee has decided to embrace his outing by creating a gay, Christian dating site.

Richard objects to the Christian part before revealing his heretofore unknown mastery of gay terminology.

How did you know all that?

asks a surprised DeeDee.

I yelled at the screen.

Richard tells DeeDee that he cant host the site without losing K-Hole.

So DeeDee resigns from PiperNet and takes his Grindr/Christian Mingle mashup to Pied Pipers competition.

No, its not Gavin.

Jared saw most of them, but Jian-Yang secretly erased New Pied Piper when Jared wasnt looking.

But things dont always turn out as planned.

Should I bill Mr. Bighetti for this tow?

asks the tow truck guy who Jared hires for the abandoned convertible.

Can you say deus ex machina?