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Seth Meyers was conductor of the analogy-train last night, making comparisons like he was price-hunting for mattresses.
You know the bird, the one Randy Johnson made explode.
When Trump disappears, however, it probably wont be in a cloud of feathers.
Itll be onto a yacht stolen from the closest marina to Mar a Lago and piloted into international waters.
