RuPauls Drag Race
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Its like, come on, Eureka!
Youre gonna poke the bear by literally mentioning the bear?
Because reading is what?
We smell a spat wafting over from a commercial break away!
Elsewhere, Ru and Bianca raise eyebrows over Miz Crackers choice to play wisecracking witticist Dorothy Parker.
Miz Cracker as Dorothy Parker
She seems nervous?
So why is this so average?
When is she going to start playing to win this competition?
When is everything going to stop feeling so studied?
Unfortunately, its transparent that shes unprepared.
When would Beyonce ever act like this?
To the left, to the left.
Monet X Change as Maya Angelou
Thank God.
The vocal impression is fun, she has jokes ready to go, and she improvises quickly and intelligently.
Shes even armed with a soliloquy when its her turn to give an answer.
You believe that its something Maya Angelou really did because Monet is selling it, honey.
The caged bird sings, girl.
Aquaria as Melania Trump
Well, well, fuckin well!
But that is not what goes down.
But what gets us here are the off-the-cuff remarks.
When Kameron jokes about testosterone, Aquaria remarks, My husband could use some, as well.
Drag her, queen!
Seriously, who knew!
The Vixen as Blue Ivy Carter
You cant say its not an imaginative choice.
If only there were anything imaginative done with it.
The Vixen essentially plays a whining baby, very reminiscent of her character duringThe Bossy Rossy Show.
Theres not much to say here that wasnt already said about Asia.
The Vixen and Asia OHara ultimately make each other look worse by using the other as a crutch.
Kameron and Miz Cracker are dismissed from the runway, safe to be safe another week.
The judges definitely sense Ms.
Hearts ornery stance, and we dont feel it will bode well for her.
While she looks good, the judges arent understanding the shark warrior narrative that Monet believes is obvious.
This is nitpicky, and shell be fine.
All aboard the Eye-Roll Express.
Warranted or not, this is the Vixens answer to the question.
What is unwarranted, however, is Eurekas rebuttal.
Trust on Jesus name, America.
SAID THE BITCH!
…SAID THE BITCH!!!
Well just miss her, okay?!
