RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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But Valentina, principled as she is, explains her decision simply: This isAll Stars.
This is not Give a Third Chance to a Girl.
I have to call something out right now before we get into the episode.
Reader, in what world?
But to actively feel like you should have won?
And to then confront Trinity the Tuck of all people about how your wardrobe is superior to hers?
What is going on here?
I get that this kind of overconfidence makes a cold open pop but, like … Monet!
The episode screams I am produced!
in a way I dont like.
We know its produced, but it shouldnt scream that.
Contestants will now have to remain in character as their chosen celebrity while they woo a celebrity bachelor.
Its basically a normal Snatch Game, were just shakin it up a bit.
Drama immediately envelops the workroom as Gia Gunn and Trinity have selected the same character: Caitlyn Jenner.
Her competitors shut this reasoning down, and Im inclined to agree with them.
It ruins the illusion and its not fair to her.
However, Monet is simply not committed to the character.
it’s possible for you to see it in her eyes.
Monet is acting … like Monet.
Honey, its rule of culture No.
83: If youre gonna have statistics, bitch, they better be right.
Valentina, Naomi, and Trinity are all playing their characterthroughoutthe Snatch Game of Love experience.
Its almost like Monet is playing the character only when its her turn.
She never stops being herself.
Naomi excels at the Snatch Game!
She obviously came prepared and selected a character she feels comfortable improvising as.
Case in point: Alyssa Edwards as Joan Crawford.
The impression is not good, but no ones mad.
She, and I hope you forgive me for this, ready.
Manila continues to push the boundaries of what is racially acceptable with her Barbra Streisand.
Gia doesthe most to say the leastas Jenny Bui, and is ultimately more irritating than anything.
Theres not much to say about Royales Della Reese because Reese never gets portrayed, really.
I just dont think the Snatch Game isLatricesgame.
This quote feels applicable now, my gay ass thinks.
You cant blame someone for wanting to make their road to that prize a little easier.
We may be getting messy, sweaty!
And I do mean little, honey!
We never see her go this short, and its really fun and refreshing.
Shake it up late in the game!
She could go to the beach in this!
Category is Boots the House Down and away we go.
Monet comes out looking like ifSamus Aranwere more obviously a woman.
(That one was for all my gamer queens.)
What is going on with the top of the shoes by her hip?
I dont get it.
I dont get how you hear that the challenge is Boots the House Down and you bring this.
I dont get it!
And all I want to do is get it!
You are a funny ho!
Hes having fun and I like him a lot.
Do I have a crush on Gus Kenworthy and does this make me revolutionary?
Anyway, Naomi is Naomi.
Its not giving me boots, though.
My look, bitch, is sickening.
She is really a woman!
in response to Trinitys black-and-gold buckled look.
I love everything about it too, mom!
Still, she looks confident and beautiful.
Its bunny and bondage, and the carrot in her mouth is an inspired touch.
This is classic Manila in that its fun and silly, yet fashion.
Gia Gunn looks … good!
Its denim and its boots.
Cant say its not.
Its just not a spectacle and not trying to be.
She looks like she is loving her entire life, and we love her life right back!
A runway presentation to feed the children and make us happy.
Monet and Monique are immediately named safe, which is tough to justify regarding the former!
What exactly moved Monet into the safe zone?
Give me the hat and Ill eat it.
I really dislike when they do things like this.
We see through it.
We are down to seven competitors who all have the potential to wow us.
Several of them already have.
And when is Monet X Change going to be MonetfuckingX Change?
Like … we literally cant wait.
SAID THE BITCH!
A Weekly Quote Roundup
Monet, in the workroom, is explaining her ideas to portray Whitney Houston.
Monique, in confessional: We gon pray.
…Said the bitch!!!!
!America, score one for the atheists.
