RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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Imagine for a moment that you are Trixie Mattel.
You also have insanely huge tits.
Youve been the front-runner before the show was even confirmed.
You have 900,000 Instagram followers, for Carly Raes sake.
Is that not fucking terrifying?!
Theres a reliability there.
Trixie is a special breed of queen, and a comedian in the realest sense.
So what exactly happened during the Snatch Game onAll Stars 3?
1 is Shangela, but out of drag.
Trixie is a big personality, and we have a workroom full of those.
But theres one queen who naturally drifts toward the proverbial center stage, and its Shangela.
And it apparently worked.
She senses a moment of weakness in Trixie and manipulates it, leaving Trixie cracked, to use Shangela-speak.
Which brings us to Point No.
2: the clumsy decision to impersonate RuPaul.
That being said, her impression clearly wont be dead-on by resemblance alone.
Do you start making some Michelle Visage jokes, whos sitting right there?
Maybe, but we get none of that.
Do you whip out the puns?
Sure, but almost all of Trixies are bad.
We have to chalk it up tothat damn Inner Saboteur again.
You host your own comedy show.
You make coin for this shit.
Suddenly youve expended so much energy worrying and very little working.
Youve forgotten itsaboutthe work, and thats what ultimately lands Trixie in the bottom three.
Its about choosing someone you’re free to think as and, most importantly, someone you canreactas.
Shangela may as well be Jenifer Lewis and fully reenact herFor My Book video.
Bebe seems comfortable in her skin as Grace Jones and Ben … dear God,Ben.
Meanwhile, Kennedys boring Phaedra Parks is barely practiced or prepared and is therefore not worth mentioning.
But we can now officially report that KennedysAll Starstenure is fully chaotic.
How she moves forward, insanely huge tits first, is entirely up to her.
… SAID THE BITCH!!!
