Roseanne
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And so far, its got her on the ropes.
Roseanne initially refuses to take a seat and glide comfortably to the second floor of 714 Delaware Street.
She isnt old, she protests.
Like, for instance, Roseanne and Dans issues with the way Darlene is raising Harris.
But laundry day brings their differences to a head.
But Darlene is forced to admit she isnt in the right, either.
(Youre smart for a kid, but youre still dumb for a person, Roseanne tells Harris.)
Except she pronounces it diabeetus, Wilfred Brimleystyle.
Harris thinks her life sucks.
All our lives suck, says Roseanne.
Thats why we put marshmallows on yams!
Why does Becky need to wash blood out of her waitress uniform?
Bottomless margaritas and a dart tournament.
Dan and Roseanne fall asleep on the couch after dinner, snoozing from WheeltoKimmel.
Dan: We missed all the shows about black and Asian families.
Roseanne: Theyre just like us.
There, now youre all caught up.
God, Im sorry your henchmen are stupid, Riddler, an unsympathetic Darlene responds.
