Roseanne
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Its those waking hours that are brutal, though.
She woke up and said, Where the hell am I?
and told me I ruined my children, Roseanne tells Jackie.
Roseanne already has a houseful, anyway.
Bev cant believe Jackie is really willing to live with her.
Jackie seems pretty surprised herself.
Of course, the list includes innocuous words like hello and hi, so its an uphill battle.
When Mark unveils his masterpiece, its a bright, glittery, structure that isnt even birdhouse shaped.
(I desperately want that glorious birdhouse.)
Is this where birds stay when they go to Vegas?
Mr. Nelson asked for a birdhouse that matched his own abode.
If he doesnt get it from Dan, hell get it elsewhere.
Darlene still thinks Dan is trying to make Mark a cookie-cutter kid, but Mark gets it.
He wasnt pouting in his room; he was in there rebuilding the birdhouse to Nelsons specifications.
Hes already ahead of her.
Couch Surfing
In another callback to the original run ofRoseanne, we learn Bev is broke.
Dont worry too much about Bev, though.
Its only four oclock, Jackie says.
Becky: Yeah, they went to dinner, came right back, and started doing it.
Replies Bev, I bet Dan thinks the same thing.
