Riverdale
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(Okay, and theres also the fact that theres no murder weapon, motive, nor witnesses.)
Have we fully considered the possibility thatan owl might have done it?
The judge orders the still-deliberating jury to be sequestered over the long Labor Day weekend.
Anyway, weve got some errands to attend to.
FP gives Archie an honorary Serpent tattoo to help him camouflage in juvie among other gang members.
(Is that ink for real?
I have no idea; Im not a dermatologist.)
Serpent Queen Betty insists on tagging along on a rescue mission to enemy turf.
Before things can escalate further, unequivocal Serpents MVP Cheryl whips out her bow and arrow and starts shooting.
We may be on the brink of another Serpents-Ghoulies war, but at least they saved the dog!
Herserial-killer dadis finally behind bars, though Bettys home life remains creepy.
The prestige Netflix docuseries sells itself.
Glass, because Betty is a proud graduate of the Jan Brady School of Improvisation).
Is Edgar and his all-purpose embargo on pharmaceuticals the answer?
), canoodling in water and also on land.
The courtroom is aghast.
Hell be immediately remanded to theLeopold and Loeb(Im screaming) Juvenile Detention Center.
You dont have a daughter anymore, she tells him.
Jughead arrives home to find Dilton gone but a rolled-up graph-paper scroll left behind.
There he finds a massive, real-life version of that creepy-ass livestock skull totem.
Betty, too, is in for a pre-Halloween treat.
She arrives home to find the lights out.
Betty faints, convulsing on the ground as Alice rushes to her aid.
This seems like the perfect time to remind you thatChilling Adventures of Sabrinadrops on Netflixlater this month.
