Riverdale
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The results are in: Chic has no Blossom blood.
Betty interprets this news to mean they cant be related.
So, who is?
Shes a very savvy businesswoman, Andy says of Candidate Lodge.
Shes a fighter, too.
She doesnt give up.
Id love to have her in my corner.
Hermione is Riverdales Bethenny Frankel, and the South Side their future Skinnygirl Prison.
V resolves to turn the other cheek when it comes to Ethel.
Shes joining the race for president with Betty as her running mate!
Full disclosure: I didnt want to invite all the girls tonight, Cheryl whispers.
But I knew my hideous mother would never allow me to invite just you.
Just what I craved.
Theyre about to kiss so, so close when theyre interrupted by a loud crash outside.
Something is rotten in the state of Thistlehouse.
In response, Jughead and his crew of young Serpents chain themselves to the doomed schools gates.
That night, Betty wakes her supposed brother up by holding a lighter to his face.
Im going to bring you down, she warns.
I caught Clifford Blossom.
I caught the Sugar Man.
I caught the Black Hood.
You know what they all have in common?
Chic tattles to Mom about his sister implicitly threatening to kill him, which, fair.
But no, she insists: Theres no way FP could be Chics dad.
Siblings, am I right?!
Cheryl accuses her mother of drugging Nana Rose and pushing her down the stairs.
You have lost your mind and you leave us no choice, Penelope responds.
Surely this will end well.
By now, a small crowd has gathered to observe the protest.
Fred also announces hes running for mayor, not student-body president to Molly Ringwalds delight, if not Archies.
Cheryls conversion will begin tomorrow.
