Riverdale

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If theres no wedding reception, it means the Gargoyle King has won, Kevin argues, compellingly.

Josie chooses the latter.

Cheryl has little doubt whose brainchild that was.

Cheryl vows to make everything right, but the damage is done.

Kevin makes Moose an ultimatum: If he doesnt come out to his dad, theyre over.

Archie volunteers to drive her.

Later, when she learns she didnt make it to callbacks, Archie volunteers to be her wedding date.

Be a shame if anything were to happen to them.

As it turns out, all the Midnight Club members have received similar notes.

(No, not Tallboy.)

It doesnt go great, given that surprise, Reg!

it turns out there is a daytime security guard after all.

just, dont break our kneecaps, Reggie begs the woman he has only just learned is Jugheads mom.

Big news out of the Mason household: Moose came out to his dad!

And the Major took it … surprisingly well?

Moose and Kevin are Moovin once more.

Cheryl advises he bring along some fresh sheets.

But the Devils own drinkware is nowhere to be found.

What if this was only a diversion?

But Kevin doesnt pick up.

of Gargoyles breaks into the bunker.

Interrogated by FP, he denies the chalices were poisoned he only wanted to scare the boys.

Gladys and JB, I am delighted to report, are indeed up to no good.

I love a good mother-daughter crime team.

Given his fathers recent misbehavior, Moose is moving to Glendale to stay with his aunt.

Also, Archie and Josie kiss, to which my only response is thisNancy Pelosi clapping at Trump GIF.