Riverdale
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Welcome back toRiverdale, everybody!
Hiram will be hosting a meeting at the Pembrooke with the New York families.
Cheryl, just pull a Dwight Schrute and show up with your babysitter-turned-lover and beet salad to share.
The Lodge Lodge proves to be a sprawling, beautiful lake house right on the water.
Veronica bids Andre farewell, or so she thinks, with a TTFN.
Jughead isnt mad, though it is a little weird Betty didnt bother to tell him.
), and everybody hops into a hot tub (again, rustic).
Jughead goes for it, seemingly seeing this as an opportunity to further his journalistic agenda.
Now its Archie and Veronicas turn to be serenaded by bed springs!
The next morning, Veronica catches Archie meeting with Andre in the woods.
Angry at all parties involved, she demands Andre call her father and leave immediately.
Good for you, Kevin!
You deserve better than thisJames-Logan-RaquelVanderpump Rulesdynamic, whether its about the pasta or not.
Josie and Kevin too make amends, sharing a box of,in classicRiverdalefashion, Senior Mints.
This is somehow more ridiculous than season ones never-ending CoverGirl product placements.
But then Bettys mom calls: Hiram Lodge also bought the RiverdaleRegister.
Now its Bettys turn to be angry with Veronica, and battle lines are drawn between the couples.
Their two-on-two fight is interrupted when balaclava-wearing townies break into the house.
Wielding baseball bats and axes, theyre here to rob the uppity, moneyed visitors.
Veronica manages to press a panic button without anyone noticing.
With the police no doubt on their way, the bad guys flee after snatching Veronicas necklace.
Archie soon hears a gunshot.
Later, Hiram will hand Veronicas stolen necklace back to him.
Rest in peace, general-store guy.
We hardly knew ye.
In a booth at Pops, Josie and Kevin have a peace summit with her mother and his father.
It clearly struck a chord with Cheryl, who once lost someone she loved dearly.
Toni comforts her: Youre not loveless, youre not deviant.
She takes Cheryls hand and … her heart?
This is the ship America needs now.
