Riverdale
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Were your eyes always this beautiful?
recognizes him as the goody two-shoes he is.
If he wants Serpent protection, hell need to shiv that inmate right over there.
Dilton is dead, with cyanide the culprit; Ben is in a coma.
Shes Edgar from the Farms daughter, and she was at Bettys house the other night.Perfect!
The arrival ofmysterious, anemic young strangerson the Coopers doorstep has always turned out so well.
Betty and Jughead are off to see a still-unconscious Ben Button in the hospital.
Bens mom is there, too, as is a miniatureBlair Witch–esque totem hanging on the doorknob.
Mother Button reports that the girl with the bow in her hair must have left it there.
), well, that happens.
To add insult to literal injury, they steal his nice sneakers, too.
Archie has had enough.
We thought we had aShawshank Redemptionsituation on our hands, but this wasThe Longest Yardall along.
Im not ruling it out.
Does this pale little oddball have mind powers or what?
c’mon say yes.
All but one adult boy, that is.
This took an extremely dark turn!
MaybeRiverdalewill be for wrongful convictions and prison reform what Taylor Swift has become forTennessee voter registration.
Shortly thereafter, Archie hosts two unexpected visitors.
Excuse me, what exactly does that entail?
This boys not Andy Dufresne!
He doesnt know how to do your taxes!
Back at the hospital, Betty and Jughead find Ben awake, sitting in an open window.
He smiles at them.
Im going to be with Dilton now, he says.
We both flipped the coin.
He was scared to ascend, but Im not … Its all part of his plan.
Ben lets himself fall.
I dont think even Benjamin Button could reverse-age himself out of this one.
