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Joining her second age-inappropriate extracurricular after theBlue & Gold, Alice Cooper will be Carries abusive mom.

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And kindly make my check out to cash.

Her performance is rewarded by both a standing ovation from her castmatesanda falling sandbag that nearly crushes her.

But the two best friends make amends by singing You Shine at each other.

Its true: Show tunes are magical enough to make you forgive someone for gifting you abloody pig heart.

Before long, Kevin finds another letter in his locker: Next time the sandbag wont miss.

He wants to recast the lead role for Cheryls safety, but she refuses to bend to thespian terrorism.

Alas, she has more fearsome enemies to contend with than the Black Hood.

to see the musical.

Hes cold to her; shes clearly hurt.

Dont leave me, Betty, she pleads tearfully from the stage.

Dont leave me like all the others.

She reveals to him that he isnt Chics father (so who is, woman?

), but even that doesnt deter Hal, who says hed always suspected as much.

He still wants to get back together.

Dont worry, Penelope.

Maybe you and Uncle Father Fester can find a place in Sunnyside Trailer Park!

Speaking of: F.P.

shows up at the theater after all, only to see Alice warmly greeting her trash husband from stage.

He leaves before she notices him.

But then an onstage wall rises to reveal Midge dead or at least, having an extremely bad day.

All those who escaped me before will die.

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