Riverdale
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Im sorry to sayRiverdalehas bid us farewell for winter break with one of the dullest episodes in a while.
It is rare that I simultaneously feel this bored and this confused.
They dont even sellthatmany stolen hubcaps and stereos!
You two finally got together, huh?
she beams at her son and his lifelong BFF.
(If you know what Im talking about, then you know what Im talking about.)
We finally meet Jugheads little sister Jellybean, a dusty little junior mechanic who has rebranded herself JB.
In group therapy, she gushes about how shes the Gargoyle Kings new favorite.
But Betty takes her by surprise, pushing Not-Barb inside and locking the door behind her.
A few hours later, she returns to find Ethel sobbing on the floor.
And so Betty has recruited herself a loyal deputy.
Penelope volunteers patronizingly that seizures like Veronicas can cause hallucinations, then promptly has a seizure of her own.
At this, Cheryl just rolls her eyes, which actually made me laugh out loud.
I guess Im glad shes finally getting some SAT vocab practice in.
BeforeRiverdaletakes a few weeks off, were in for one more heartbreaking fatality: Archies beautiful ginger locks.
He dyes his hair black in a public bathroom.
If that is really all thats up with G&G, well, that is pretty dumb.
Then again,this time last season, we were led to believe the Black Hood was Joseph Conway.
as the Griffin Queen.
She throws the severed stone head of the Gargoyle King to the ground.
Cut to another tied-up lady, this one not so much a nun.
Havent we beendown this road already, just with the Southside?
Riverdale is an official quarantine site, thanks to an order from Hirams good pal, the governor.
In his office, the Man in Black raises a celebratory glass to the Gargoyle King.
See you next year, hair models of the damned!
just use jingle-jingle responsibly this holiday season.
