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Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, you have some work to do.
ApparentRiverdalestan Riley Keough loves your show, and wants to be on it.
Riley Keough is visualizing aboutRiverdaleso that she may achieve herRiverdaledreams.
But who would Keough play?
(Yes, in this scenario,The Girlfriend ExperienceandRiverdaleexist in the same universe.)
Celeste is a far better archer than Cheryl, which makes Cherylfurious.
Danicka Blossom
Yes, Danicka is another estranged cousin of Cheryl.
Another reason Danicka hated Riverdale?
The temperature waswildly inconsistentand she preferred to live in bikinis as much as possible.
Danicka will probably start dealing jingle jangle when she realizes the family gold mine is drying up.
After a messy breakup, Janey moves to Riverdale to be close to her brother and nephew.
Various friends of Archies on the Riverdale High wrestling team develop crushes on her, which really annoys Archie.
(The guys should definitelywrestle out their feelingsabout this.)
Janey starts working as a waitress at Pops, and dating a Southside Serpent.
All the moms are jealous of how effortlessly cool Janey is.
Q Blossom
Okay, one more Blossom family member, but this time shes Cheryls aunt.
Quinn graduated from Wesleyan, where she reinvented herself as Q, and then moved to Los Angeles.
She lives in Venice and is a freelance art director who loves long weekends in Palm Springs.
(She also loves Coachella, but not in that really annoying way.)
Everyone in Riverdale will love Quinn, even Cheryl, who of course tries to act like she doesnt.
Penelope, however, genuinely hates her, and just wants to use her for money.
We look forward to seeing any one of these very viable Riley Keough characters onRiverdalenext season.
